In a small-town Nebraska courtroom, the prosecutor called his first witness — an elderly grandma named Mrs. Williams.

He smiled confidently and asked,
“Mrs. Williams, do you know who I am?”

She looked him straight in the eye and said:
“Of course I know you, Mr. Rawley. I’ve known you since you were a boy. And frankly, you’ve been a disappointment. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you gossip, and you think you’re a big shot…
But you’ll never be more than a second-rate paper-pusher with a big ego.”

The courtroom froze. The prosecutor turned ghost-white.

Desperate, he pointed across the room and asked,
“Do you know the defense attorney?”

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She nodded.
“Oh, I know Mr. Carbuncle too. He’s a lazy drunk, a bigot, and a terrible lawyer.
He’s cheated on his wife with THREE different women – One of them was your wife, Mr. Rawley.”

The defense attorney nearly fainted.

Then the judge called both lawyers to the bench and whispered,
“If either of you idiots asks if she knows me… I’ll throw you both in jail!” 😄

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