At a lively Irish pub one evening, John O’Reilly raised his glass high and declared,
“Here’s to spending the rest of my days… between the legs of my dear wife!”

The crowd roared with laughter, and the cheeky toast earned him first place in the pub’s “Best Toast of the Night” contest.

When John got home later, he proudly told his wife, Mary, “Guess what, love? I won the prize for the best toast tonight.”

Mary smiled. “Oh, really? And what exactly did you say?”

Thinking fast, John replied, “I said, ‘Here’s to spending the rest of my life, sitting in church beside my wife.’”

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Mary’s face lit up. “Ah, that’s a sweet thing to say, John. Very nice indeed.”

The following day, Mary bumped into one of John’s pub friends on the street. With a mischievous grin, he said, “Mary, your John won the toast competition the other night, and it was all about you.”

Mary nodded. “Aye, he told me. I was a bit surprised, though. You know, he’s only been there twice in the last four years – Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.”

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