Joke of The Day: “Husband Store”

🚨 BREAKING: A new “Husband Store” just opened!

Women can pick a husband from six floors. The higher the floor, the better the men — but once you go up, you can’t go back down unless you leave the store for good.

So, a woman walks in…

Floor 1: These men have jobs.
“Hmm, better than my ex. Let’s see what’s upstairs.”

Floor 2: These men have jobs and love kids.
“Nice! But what’s next?”

Floor 3: These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
“Ooh, it’s getting better…”

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Floor 4: These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, and help with housework.
“Wow. Tempting. But maybe the next floor is even better!”

Floor 5: These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with housework, and are deeply romantic.
She clutches her heart. “This is amazing… but just imagine what’s on Floor 6!”
She goes up.

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Floor 6:
“You are visitor 6,875,953,012. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists only to prove that women are impossible to please.” 😆👇

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