1. The Powerful Bull

A husband and wife were visiting a farm when they noticed a bull mating with a cow. Curious, the wife asked the farm manager:

Wife: “How many times does a bull mate in a day?”

Manager: “Around six times.”

The wife turned to her husband with a smirk:
“See? Six times a day!”

The husband, a bit defensive, asked:
“Is it always with the same cow?”

The manager chuckled and replied:
“Oh no, with different cows each time.”

The husband then grinned and looked at his wife:
“See?”

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2. A blonde walks into a library

A blonde walks into a library, slams a book onto the desk, and exclaims:
“This is the worst book I’ve ever read!”

She adds angrily,
“There’s no plot, and way too many characters!”

The librarian calmly looks at the book and replies,
“That’s the phone book, ma’am.” 😄

3. A man went to see his dentist because something didn’t feel right in his mouth

A man went to see his dentist because something didn’t feel right in his mouth.

The dentist took a look and said,
“That new upper plate I gave you six months ago is already wearing down. What have you been eating?”

The man replied,
“Well, about four months ago, my wife made asparagus and topped it with this delicious hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much, I started putting it on everything — meat, toast, fish, veggies… you name it.”

The dentist nodded,
“That makes sense. Hollandaise sauce is full of lemon juice, which is highly acidic. It’s eaten away at your plate. I’ll make you a new one — this time using chrome.”

The man looked confused and asked,
“Why chrome?”

The dentist smiled and said,
“Because everyone knows… there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.” 😄

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