The wealthy and proud lady of the house was picking Christmas gifts with her maid.

In her usual snobby tone, she asked,
“What should we get the butler?”

The maid suggested politely,
“Maybe a nice set of wine glasses?”

The lady scoffed,
“Wine glasses? Don’t be ridiculous. He’s a butler, not a host. A tie will do.”

Trying not to roll her eyes, the maid moved on.
“And what about Jenny, the serving girl? A new dress maybe?”

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The lady waved it off.
“A dress? For her? She’d ruin it. Just get her another apron.”

The conversation continued like this, with the lady brushing off every thoughtful idea for cheap, meaningless ones.

Finally, they got to Mr. Wilton—her husband.

The maid asked, with a tone just shy of sarcasm,
“And for Mr. Wilton? I assume you’ll want to get him something he really needs?”

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The lady lifted her chin.
“Of course. Only the best for Mr. Wilton.”

With a sly smile, the maid said,
“Then how about three more inches?”

The room went silent.

Just for a second, the lady’s eyes twitched—but before she could respond, the maid had already walked away… smirking.