Jungle Encounter – Jane Meets Tarzan

When Jane first crossed paths with Tarzan in the middle of the jungle, she immediately found herself fascinated by him. Curious about his unusual lifestyle, she asked all sorts of questions. Finally, she leaned closer and asked if he had ever been with a woman.

Tarzan looked puzzled and answered, “Tarzan not know what that means.”

So Jane carefully explained the idea.

His eyes lit up and he said, “Oh… Tarzan use hole in tree trunk.”

Jane nearly fainted. “No, no, no!” she cried. “That’s not how it works at all. Let me show you the right way.”

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She removed her clothes, stretched out on the grass, and pointed between her legs. “This is where you’re supposed to go,” she instructed.

Tarzan nodded seriously, dropped his loincloth, walked up to her… and suddenly gave her a hard kick right between the legs!

Jane doubled over in pain, gasping and groaning until she could finally catch her breath. Through clenched teeth she shouted, “Why on earth did you do that?!”

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