1. Redneck Woman
A country woman strolls down the street with her blouse wide open and one breast exposed.

A police officer walks up and says, “Ma’am, you know I could fine you for indecent exposure, right?”

She blinks and asks, “For what?”

He replies, “Because your chest is showing.”

She glances down, gasps, and shouts, “OH MY GOD! I left the baby on the bus again!”

2. The Hardworking Gardener
After spending the entire day digging in the garden, a man came inside aching all over.

His wife, delighted with how much he had accomplished and secretly hoping he’d keep going, fussed around him and said sweetly, “Why don’t you soak in the tub? I’ll bring you a drink.”

“Sounds perfect,” he said, ready to be spoiled a little.

While he was soaking, she appeared with a glass of Scotch. He took it with a smile, and she added, “If you need anything else, just holler.”

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As she walked down the hall, he leaned back, fully relaxed, and let out a massive fart that echoed in the tub.

A few minutes later—though it was a sweltering summer evening—she came back in carrying a hot water bottle.

Startled, he asked, “What on earth is that for?”

Looking flustered, she said, “Oh Darling,” says the wife, flustered, “I thought I heard you say, “Whataboutahottawaterbottle.”

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