One morning, Little Johnny hopped onto a crowded city bus and took the only available seat—right next to a man deeply immersed in a book. It didn’t take long for Johnny to notice something odd: the man’s shirt collar was on backwards.

Curious as ever, Johnny asked, “Hey mister, why is your collar turned the wrong way?”

The man looked up from his book with a calm smile and replied, “Because I’m a Father.”

Johnny blinked. “Well, my dad’s a father too, but he never wears his shirt like that.”

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The man gave a polite chuckle and clarified, “I’m the kind of Father who looks after many.”

Johnny nodded slowly, thinking it over. “Oh, I see. My dad has four sons, four daughters, and even a couple of grandkids… and he still wears his clothes the regular way.”

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Now a bit flustered, the man responded more firmly, “I’m responsible for hundreds of people,” and returned to reading his book.

Johnny went quiet, sitting still for a moment. Then he leaned in and said in a soft, serious tone, “If you’ve got that many people to take care of… maybe you should wear a c0ndom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.”