A doorbell rings, and little Johnny opens the door to find a salesman standing there.
Salesman: “Hey there, buddy. Is your dad around?”
Johnny: “He’s busy in the bathroom.”
Video: Little Johnny and the salesman
Salesman: “How about your mom? Is she available?”
Johnny: “Nope, she’s in there with him.”
Salesman: “Oh… any idea when they’ll be done?”
Johnny: “Not anytime soon. My dad asked me to hand him the Vaseline, but I accidentally gave him the super glue.”
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