An elderly gentleman was sitting alone in an airport lounge, waiting for his delayed flight.

Suddenly, an elegant woman in a sharp uniform walked in and took a seat at the table right beside him.

Guessing from her outfit that she must be an airline crew member on a break, he thought it’d be clever to impress her by guessing which airline she worked for — maybe even spark a conversation.

He leaned slightly toward her and casually said:

“‘To Fly. To Serve.’ Sound familiar?”

She glanced over, clearly confused.

Not discouraged, he tried again with a new line:

“‘Winning the hearts of the world’?”

Still nothing. Just a blank stare.

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Refusing to give up, he leaned in one more time and said:

“‘Going beyond expectations’?”

This time, she looked at him sharply and snapped:

“What the hell do you want?”

The old man’s eyes lit up.

“Ah! Qantas!” he exclaimed triumphantly.

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