1. The Countdown Comeback

After a heated argument, the husband decided to give his wife the silent treatment.

Fed up with the cold shoulder, the wife warned him, “I’m going to count to 10. If you’re still ignoring me, I’m packing up and going to stay with my mother!”

She began counting aloud: “One… Two… Three…” She reached eight and suddenly paused.

The husband, annoyed and impatient, snapped, “Why’d you stop? Just finish counting and go already!”

She turned to him with a smirk. “Aha! Gotcha. You spoke first. That means I win—and you’re forgiven.”

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2. A Pastor’s Perfectly Even Plan

A couple came to a pastor, firmly insisting they wanted a divorce. The pastor tried to get them to reconcile, but they wouldn’t budge.

He sighed and said, “Alright then, but you both know what this means. You’ll need to split everything you own fifty-fifty.”

The wife’s eyes widened. “Wait, you’re saying I have to share the $4,000 I saved? With him?”

“Yes,” the pastor nodded. “$2,000 for each.”

She frowned. “And the furniture I bought?”

“Divide that, too,” the pastor replied. “Half and half.”

Then she narrowed her eyes and said, “Fine. What about the kids? We’ve got three.”

The pastor hesitated for a moment, then said, “Here’s what you do—stay together until you have a fourth. Then each of you takes two.”

The woman shook her head and muttered, “Nice try. If I’d been relying on him, we wouldn’t even have three.”

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