You know that moment — you’re halfway through dinner, and the phone rings. On the other end? A telemarketer pushing some “amazing” deal you never asked for. Most of the time, they won’t take no for an answer, and it can get frustrating fast.

One man had enough of these calls and decided to handle it in a way the telemarketer would never forget.

Man: “Hello?”

Caller: “Hi, is this Mr. Tom Mabe?”

Man: “Who’s speaking?”

Caller: “This is Mike. You’ve been selected to receive a free complete digital satellite system. With it, you’ll be able to—”

Man: “Wait a second… did you know Tom Mabe personally? Were you friends?”

Mike: “Uh, no sir. I’m just calling to—”

Man: “Hold that thought for me… (muffled to someone in the room) Hey, make sure you photograph the body from all angles… and check for fingerprints. Mike, you still there?”

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Mike: “…Yes?”

Man: “Alright, here’s the deal. You’ve actually called into the middle of a crime scene. Mr. Mabe is no longer with us. I’m Officer Clarke, investigating a homicide. I’m gonna need to ask you a few questions. First off — what was your relationship to the deceased?”

Mike: “I-I didn’t know him. I’m sorry to have—”

Man: “No, you’re gonna stay right on the line. This call’s already been traced, and you may need to come in for questioning.”

Mike: “Sir, I think you’re misunderstanding. I’m just—”

Man: “No, you don’t understand. If you hang up, that’s obstruction of justice. Now, where exactly are you right now?”

Mike: “At work.”

Man: “Uh-huh. And geographically speaking, if I were to send a letter to your… let’s say, rear end, what would I write on the envelope?”

Mike: “…40 West (beep), Middleton, Colorado.”

Man: “Got it. (covers phone) Middleton PD? Yeah, we’ve got a suspect on the line related to a fatal shooting and armed robbery. Here’s the address…” (back to phone) “Mike, you ever been to Mr. Mabe’s home?”

Mike: “No!”

Man: “Alright… and where were you last night between 8 and 10 p.m.?”

Mike: “I’m really not comfortable with this…”

Man: “Have you ever spoken to Mr. Mabe before this call?”

Mike: “No! That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you!”

Man: “Alright, just one last question… as you probably know, Mr. Mabe was openly gay. Now, I’m not trying to embarrass you, but… were you by any chance his romantic partner?”

Mike: “What?! Absolutely not! What kind of question is that?!”

Man:  Look look, if gay is your way, that’s Ok. I still know there are a lotta you gay people in that closet. Not sayin’ I haven’t thought ’bout it myself… you know? Go out to Las Vegas, or somethin’. Buy a couple o’ drinks… cut lil’ Mexican midget…”

Mike: “This is ridiculous!” click

Man: “…Hello?”

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