1. Albert’s Blue Suit
Margaret was heartbroken after her husband Albert passed away. She visited the funeral home to see him one last time and immediately broke down in tears when she saw him lying there in a black suit.
One of the funeral directors gently approached to comfort her.
Through her sobs, Margaret explained, “Albert always wanted to be buried in a blue suit. That was his final wish. But he’s wearing black…”
The funeral director apologized, explaining that black suits were standard, but he promised to see what he could do.
The next day, Margaret came back for one final goodbye before the funeral. When the curtain was pulled back, her face lit up—Albert looked peaceful and handsome in a sharp blue suit.
Smiling through tears, she asked, “Thank you so much. But where did you find such a perfect blue suit on such short notice?”
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The man replied, “Well, after you left yesterday, another gentleman about the same size was brought in. Funny thing—his wife was also upset because he wanted to be buried in a black suit.”
Margaret raised an eyebrow. The man added with a calm smile:
“So… I just switched the heads.”
2. Doctor’s Prescription
A man went to his doctor, looking tired and sluggish. He explained that he just hadn’t been feeling right for a while.
After an exam, the doctor handed him three different pills.
“Here’s what you need to do,” the doctor said. “Take the green pill first thing in the morning with a full glass of water. Then after lunch, take the blue one with another big glass of water. Finally, before bed, take the red one—again, with a full glass of water.”
The man stared at the prescription, confused.
“Doc, that’s a lot of pills—and water. What exactly is wrong with me?”
The doctor looked at him and said with a shrug:
“You’re just not drinking enough water.”
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3. The Forgotten Teeth
A guest speaker was rushing to make it to a formal dinner event where he was scheduled to give a speech. He arrived just in time, sat down at the head table—and suddenly realized he had forgotten his false teeth at home.
Panicked, he leaned over to the man sitting next to him and whispered, “I forgot my teeth. I don’t know how I’ll eat—or speak.”
The man smiled and said, “No problem. Try these,” as he reached into his pocket and handed him a set of dentures.
The speaker popped them in and shook his head, “Too loose.”
“No worries,” the man said, pulling out another set. “Try these.”
The speaker tried again. “Too tight.”
Unfazed, the man handed him a third pair. The speaker put them in and smiled wide.
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“Perfect fit!” he said.
He was able to enjoy his meal and later gave a flawless speech. After the event, he went back to thank the man.
“I can’t tell you how grateful I am. You saved me tonight. Where’s your dental office? I’ve been looking for a good dentist.”
The man chuckled and replied:
“Oh, I’m not a dentist. I’m an undertaker.”
