My wife is up there watching me

A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity:

looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed.

Finally his exasperated partner says, “What’s taking so long?

Hit the d@mn ball!” The guy answers,

Video: Jokes – A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity: looking up, looking down, measuri

“My wife is up there watching me from the clubh0.use.

I want to make this a perfect shot.”

“Forget it, man,” says his partner.

“You’ll never hit her from here.”

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