1. The Honeymoon Chef

A young couple was still basking in newlywed bliss when a tiny problem surfaced: the bride’s cooking skills were… let’s just say “under development.”

On their first evening back from the honeymoon, the husband returned from work and found her looking embarrassed.
“I have to confess,” she said, “dinner’s a disaster. I burned everything.”
He gave her a warm grin. “No worries, darling. How about we skip the meal and, uh, enjoy some quality time instead?”

The following night he came home to the same sheepish face.
“I ruined dinner again,” she admitted.
He winked. “Then I guess it’s another night for… dessert of a different kind.”

On the third evening he opened the door to find his wife perched on the radiator.
Perplexed, he asked, “Why are you sitting there?”
With a mischievous smile she replied, “Just pre-heating tonight’s dinner!”

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2. The Weighty Question

Late one night, as a couple got ready for bed, the wife suddenly posed the kind of question that can make any husband nervous.
“Honey,” she asked, “do you think I’ve put on a little weight?”

Her husband, eyes glued to his phone, mumbled without looking up, “Hmm… maybe a bit.”

Silence fell like a thunderclap.
“What do you mean, ‘maybe a bit’?” she shot back. “You actually think I’m getting fat?”
He blinked, still not catching the danger. “Well… you asked for the truth, right?”

“That was a test,” she exclaimed.
“A test? For what?” he said, confused.
“A test of your love! The right answer was, ‘Of course not, you look amazing.’ Not ‘maybe a bit’!”

He tried to defend himself. “But you’ve always told me to be honest!”
“Yes,” she replied sharply, “honest with everyone else. Not with me!”

Desperate, he backpedaled. “Okay, maybe you’ve gained a teeny bit, but it’s adorable—like extra cuddle material!”
“Aha!” she declared. “So you admit it. Thank you for the evidence.”

The husband sighed. “Feels like I’m on the witness stand.”
“Exactly,” she said, crossing her arms. “And you just confessed.”

He quietly picked up a pillow and blanket.
“Where are you going?” she asked.
“To the couch,” he muttered. “Trying to avoid a five-year sentence.”

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