On Jack and Jill’s wedding day, Jack’s father pulled him aside for a bit of marital wisdom.

On Jack and Jill’s wedding day, Jack’s father pulled him aside for a bit of marital wisdom.

“Son,” he said, “when I married your mother, I did something that set the tone for our relationship.”

“When we got home after the ceremony, I took off all my clothes, handed her my trousers, and asked her to put them on.”

“She slipped them on, but they were far too big. She told me, ‘These don’t fit me.’”

“And I told her, ‘Exactly. I wear the pants in this relationship, and that’s how it’s going to be.’”

“From that moment on,” his dad continued, “we’ve never had a single issue.”

Inspired by his father’s story, Jack decided to try the same approach on his wedding night.

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He undressed, handed Jill his pants, and asked her to put them on. She did—and sure enough, they were far too big.

She said, “I can’t wear these, they’re way too large.”

Jack nodded and echoed his father, “That’s right. I wear the pants around here.”

Without missing a beat, Jill slipped off her underwear, handed it to Jack, and said, “Now you try these on.”

Video: As Jack was marrying Jill, his father gave him some advice

Jack struggled but couldn’t get them past his thighs.

“These are tiny! I can’t fit into them,” he said, confused.

“Exactly,” Jill smiled.

“And if you don’t fix that attitude, you never will.”

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