One hot day, a loud, sweaty woman in a ragged sundress stumbles into a bar.

She raises her arm, exposing a big hairy armpit, and shouts to the crowd:
“What fine gentleman out there will buy a lady a drink?”

The entire bar goes completely silent as everyone tries not to make eye contact.

At the end of the bar, a scruffy little drunk bangs his glass on the counter and says,
“Bartender, I wanna buy that ballerina a drink!”

The bartender pours the drink, the woman downs it, raises her arm again and yells,
“Who’ll buy a lady another drink?”

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Once again, the little drunk slams his glass down:
“Bartender, get another drink for the ballerina!”

After the third round, the bartender leans in and asks,
“Hey buddy, it’s your money, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?”

The drunk looks up and says,
“Man… any woman who can lift her leg that high must be a ballerina!” 😄

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