Late one evening, Paddy was strolling home when a shadowy figure called out from a dim alley.

“Twenty quid for a bit of fun,” she whispered.

Curious and feeling bold—since he’d never been with a working girl—Paddy figured, “Why not? Just twenty.”

They slipped into the nearest bush to get started.

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Things were heating up when suddenly a flashlight beamed straight at them.

A police officer stepped forward and asked sternly, “Right then, what’s going on here?”

Without missing a beat, Paddy snapped, “I’m having a moment with me wife, if that’s alright!”

The officer, now slightly embarrassed, replied, “Oh! My apologies—I didn’t realize.”

Paddy squinted toward the woman and muttered, “Neither did I… until you lit up her face.”

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