A man rushed into the police station looking panicked.
“My wife disappeared yesterday after going shopping—she never came home!”

The officer calmly began the questions.
“Can you tell me her age?”

The husband scratched his head. “Somewhere in her fifties, I think. We don’t really keep track of birthdays.”

“Alright… how tall is she?”

“Not too tall, just a little over five feet, I guess.”

“Do you know her weight?”

“Couldn’t say exactly… not skinny, not heavy either.”

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“What color are her eyes?”

“Brownish, I think.”

“And her hair?”

“She changes it every few months. I believe it’s dark brown right now—but don’t quote me on that.”

“What was she wearing when she left?”

“Hmm… pants maybe? Or a skirt. Possibly shorts. Honestly, I’m not sure.”

The officer sighed. “Alright then, what vehicle did she take?”

“My truck.”

“Can you describe it?”

The man’s eyes lit up as he began in detail:
“It’s a 2017 pearl white Ram Limited 4X4, built September 16th, with a 6.4 Hemi V8 engine. Came with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, LED lighting, full front and rear cameras. The interior has moose-hide leather, heated and cooled seats, dual climate control, sunroof, GPS navigation, DVD player, satellite radio, and a Cobra 75 WX ST CB radio. I even added alloy wheels, off-road Toyo tires, retractable running boards, and under-glow wheel lighting. It’s got six cup holders, three USB ports, four outlets, plus a gold trailer hitch.”

By this point, the man’s voice cracked and his eyes welled up.

The officer leaned forward sympathetically and said,
“Don’t worry, sir… we’ll find your truck.”

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