One hot afternoon in London, a rather hefty woman strolled into a bustling pub, dressed in a sleeveless sundress that left little to the imagination.

She marched confidently toward the bar, threw up one arm — revealing a wild patch of underarm hair — and called out, “Which fine gentleman here is brave enough to buy a lady a drink?”

The room went still. Conversations paused. Eyes darted in every direction but hers.

Then, from the far end of the bar, a bleary-eyed fellow, clearly a few pints deep, smacked his hand on the counter and shouted,
“Get a drink for the dancer!”

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The bartender blinked, shrugged, and poured her a glass. The woman gulped it down in one impressive go, then turned to the room again, raising the same arm high into the air and repeating,
“Which of you lads will treat a lady this time?”

Without hesitation, the same tipsy man clapped down his cash and hollered,
“Another for the dancer!”

Curious now, the bartender leaned over and asked the man, “Mate, your generosity is your business, but I’ve got to ask — why do you keep calling her a dancer?”

The drunk grinned, slurred a bit, and said,
“Well, anyone who can kick their leg up that high has to be a dancer, right?”

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