She Froze Her ‘Windows’

1. The Frosty Window Fiasco

It was a freezing winter morning when the wife sent her husband a message:
“The windows are frozen shut. I can’t get them open!”

Trying to be helpful, the husband replied promptly:
“Try pouring some warm water on them and lightly tap the sides with a hammer.”

A few moments later, his phone buzzed again with her follow-up:
“Great… now the laptop’s completely ruined.”

Turns out they weren’t talking about the same kind of “windows”…

Video: Frozen Windows Misunderstanding


2. Counting Confusion: A Bedroom Blunder

During a quiet evening in bed, a curious husband couldn’t resist asking a delicate question:
“Sweetheart, just wondering… how many guys have you been with before me?”

His wife stared at the ceiling, saying nothing.
He nudged her gently, “It’s okay, you can tell me. I won’t get upset.”
Still, silence.

Worried he had offended her, he began to apologize. But suddenly she blurted out:
“Darn it, you made me lose count!”

A perfectly timed punchline—and a reminder that sometimes a little humor goes a long way in love.

Video: A Newly Married Couple Are In Bed

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