Two Southern ladies were rocking gently on the porch of a grand old mansion with tall white columns.

“My husband had this beautiful house built for me when our first child was born,” said the first woman proudly.

“Well, isn’t that just lovely?” replied the second with a polite smile.

“And when my second baby came along, he bought me that shiny Cadillac you see out front,” continued the first.

“Well, isn’t that just lovely?” the second woman repeated.

“Then, when our third child was born, he surprised me with this sparkling diamond bracelet,” the first said, showing it off.

The second leaned in sweetly and said, “Well, isn’t that just lovely?”

Curious now, the first asked, “So tell me, what did your husband do for you when you had your first child?”

The second lady gave a sly grin and answered, “He sent me to finishing school.”

“Finishing school? For what, dear?”

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“Well, you see,” she explained, “before that I would have just said, ‘Who cares?’ Now I’ve learned to say, ‘Well, isn’t that just lovely?’”

Years later, the two met again for tea.

The first woman asked, “So, how’s your son doing these days?”

“Oh, bless his heart,” sighed the second. “His marriage is dreadful. His wife won’t lift a finger around the house—just lies in bed all day reading or sleeping. Can you imagine, he even brings her breakfast in bed?”

“That’s awful,” said the first woman sympathetically. “And what about your daughter?”

“Oh, she is the lucky one!” the second woman brightened. “Her husband is an absolute angel. He won’t let her do a single thing. He serves her breakfast in bed every morning, and she gets to rest and sleep as much as she pleases.”

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