It was late one evening when a young couple stood on the porch outside the girl’s home, saying their drawn-out goodnights like any other starry-eyed pair.

Just as he leaned in for the final kiss, the guy—clearly feeling a bit too bold for the hour—grinned and, resting his hand casually against the wall, whispered, “Hey… how about you do something… special for me tonight?”

The girl’s eyes widened in shock. “Are you serious? My family’s inside!”

He chuckled. “It’s super late. They’re all asleep! No one will know.”

She shook her head firmly. “No way. What if someone hears us?”

He leaned in closer. “Relax! It’s pitch black out here. We’re fine!”

She whispered back, “You don’t get it. If my dad catches us, we’re dead.”

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But he just kept pleading. “Just this once. Come on, I adore you!”

Her voice got sharper. “I love you too, but this is crossing the line.”

He lowered his voice, more desperate now. “Please? Pretty please?”

Before she could answer again, the porch light suddenly flickered on. The door creaked, and her little sister stepped out in pajamas, yawning, rubbing her eyes.

In the most deadpan voice, she mumbled, “Dad says to go ahead and give him a BJ. Or I can do it.

Or if need be, he’ll come down himself and do it.

But for god’s sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom..”

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