A man had been stranded all alone on a deserted island for ten long years. One blazing afternoon, as he stared hopelessly at the endless ocean, he noticed something moving through the waves.
To his utter shock, a beautiful young woman in a sleek wetsuit was swimming toward shore. She stepped onto the sand, water dripping off her shoulders, and smiled at him.
Man: “Oh my goodness… I can’t believe this! I haven’t seen another human being in ten years!”
Woman: grinning “Looks like you’ve been stuck here a while. Tell me—when was the last time you had a cigarette?”
Man: “Ten years! Ten miserable, smokeless years!”
The woman chuckled, reached for a tiny zippered pocket on her wetsuit sleeve, and pulled out a cigarette. She handed it to him like it was treasure.
Man: eyes widening “This… this is paradise!”
Woman: “And when’s the last time you had a proper drink?”
Man: “Ten years again!”
With a knowing smile, she unzipped another hidden pocket and pulled out a small silver flask. “Whisky,” she said, pouring him a generous amount.
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Man: nearly in tears “You’re incredible… an angel! A true miracle!”
Then, with a teasing look, the woman leaned closer. Slowly, she began to unzip the front of her wetsuit, her voice soft and playful.
Woman: “And tell me… how long has it been since you’ve had a little fun?”
The man froze, jaw dropping, eyes wide with anticipation. His hands trembled as he whispered:
Man: “Don’t tell me… you’ve got a set of golf clubs in there too?!”
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