The Cigarette Run That Went Way Off Track

One evening, a man’s wife asks him to run out and grab a pack of cigarettes.

He heads out, only to discover the store has already closed for the night.

Looking around, he notices a bar across the street with a vending machine inside. So he pops in to check it out.

While he’s there, he spots a stunning woman sitting alone and strikes up a conversation. One drink turns into two, and before long, they’re heading back to her place.

Fast forward a few hours—they’ve had a wild time, and the man glances at the clock. It’s 3 in the morning.

Panicked, he jumps up and says, “Oh man, I’m so dead. My wife’s going to flip. Quick—do you have any baby powder?”

Confused, the woman hands him a bottle of talcum powder. He coats his hands with it and hurries home.

As soon as he walks through the door, his wife is standing there with her arms crossed and fire in her eyes.

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“Where have you been?”

He takes a deep breath and says, “Okay, listen. I went out to get the cigarettes, but the shop was closed. So I stopped at a bar to use the vending machine. Then I met this woman, we had a few drinks… things escalated… and, well, I ended up sleeping with her.”

His wife narrows her eyes. “Really? Show me your hands.”

He holds them out.

She stares at the powder and yells, “You liar! You’ve been bowling again!”

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