One afternoon, while her husband was at work, a woman decided to enjoy a secret rendezvous. Everything seemed perfectly safe—until her nine-year-old son came home from school earlier than usual. Panicked, the boy slipped quietly into the bedroom closet to hide.

Moments later, chaos struck again—her husband’s car pulled into the driveway. The lover barely had time to grab his shirt before the woman shoved him into the same closet.

Inside, two very different fugitives stared at each other in the dark.

Boy: “It’s kinda dark in here.”
Man: “Uh… yeah, it is.”
Boy: “I’ve got a baseball.”
Man: “Oh… good for you.”
Boy: “Wanna buy it?”
Man: “Not really.”
Boy: whispers “My dad’s in the next room…”
Man: gulping “…Fine. How much?”
Boy: “Two hundred fifty bucks.”

A week later, the universe decided to rerun the same sitcom. Same affair. Same closet. Same pair of unwilling roommates.

Boy: “Dark in here again.”
Man: sighing “You’ve got to be kidding me.”
Boy: “This time, I’ve got a baseball glove.”
Man: resigned “Alright, kid… how much this time?”
Boy: “Seven hundred fifty.”
Man: “…Deal.”

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A few days later, the boy’s dad smiled and said, “Hey, champ, grab your ball and glove. Let’s go play catch!”

The kid looked guilty. “Can’t. I sold them.”

“Sold them?!” the father roared. “For how much?”

“A thousand dollars,” the boy said proudly.

“That’s outrageous! You can’t take advantage of people like that,” his father scolded. “You’re coming to church with me—you’re going to confess!”

Minutes later, they sat in the confessional booth. The door closed. Silence.

Then, from the boy’s side came a small whisper:
“It’s dark in here…”

And the priest shouted back instantly,
“Don’t start that again!”

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