An older couple, Henry and Martha, had just settled down in Texas.

Henry had always dreamed of owning a real pair of cowboy boots. One day he spotted some on sale, bought them immediately, and strutted proudly into the kitchen wearing them.

With a grin, he asked his wife, “Well, do you see anything different about me?”

Martha glanced at him and calmly replied, “Not really.”

Feeling a little annoyed, Henry stomped off, went into the bathroom, took off all his clothes, and then came back wearing nothing but the shiny boots.

“Alright, Martha,” he said louder this time, “how about now? Notice anything different?”

Martha looked him up and down and said, “Nope. Everything’s hanging just the same as it always does—yesterday, today, and probably tomorrow.”

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Frustrated, Henry shouted, “And do you know WHY it’s hanging down, Martha?”

She shrugged. “No, why?”

Henry puffed out his chest and roared, “Because it’s STARING at my brand-new boots!”

Without blinking, Martha shook her head and muttered, “You should’ve bought a hat, Henry. You really should’ve bought a hat.”

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