An elderly couple — both 85 years old and married for nearly six decades — passed away unexpectedly in a car crash and soon found themselves standing before the Pearly Gates.

Thanks to the wife’s strict love for clean eating, yoga, and all things organic, both had stayed in remarkable health throughout their golden years.

St. Peter welcomed them with a warm smile and guided them to their eternal reward — a stunning mansion in Heaven. It had a sprawling master suite, a bubbling Jacuzzi, a gourmet chef’s kitchen, and even a luxury game room with a custom pool table.

The husband looked around in disbelief.
“This place is amazing! How much does it cost?”

St. Peter grinned.
“Sir, this is Heaven. It’s all on the house!”

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Next stop: an epic golf course just around the corner. It had lush fairways, angelic caddies, and changed layouts every day to match famous courses from around the world.

The wife beamed, “And what’s the membership fee?”

St. Peter chuckled again, “Zero. This is eternity — no bills here.”

Then came a heavenly five-star buffet — plates overflowing with lobster, Wagyu steak, chocolate fountains, truffle pasta, and desserts that looked straight out of a dream.

The husband, still suspicious, narrowed his eyes.
“Okay, what’s the catch? How much for the food?”

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“For the last time,” said St. Peter, laughing, “it’s all FREE. And the best part? You won’t gain a pound or get sick — ever!”

Hearing that, the husband suddenly stiffened. His face flushed red. He clenched his fists, looked up at the clouds, and screamed like thunder.

Startled, the wife grabbed his arm.
“What’s wrong with you?!”

He turned to her, fuming.
“This is YOUR fault, woman! If you hadn’t made me eat that gluten-free cardboard, kale smoothies, and those dry-a** bran muffins for the last ten years… WE COULD HAVE BEEN HERE AGES AGO!!!” 😤