The Drunk and the Biker’s Grandma

One night, a heavily intoxicated man stumbled into a rough-and-tumble biker bar run by the Hell’s Angels. He slouched onto a stool, ordered himself a drink, and started scanning the room.

In the corner, he spotted three burly bikers—each of them big, tattooed, and mean-looking. For some reason, his cloudy brain decided that was the perfect table to mess with.

He staggered over, leaned right into the face of the biggest biker, and slurred loudly:
“Hey, I passed your grandma’s place today… and saw her strutting through the hallway with nothing on. Let me tell you—she’s one gorgeous woman!”

The biker didn’t flinch. Not a word, not a punch, not even a twitch. His two friends looked at him in disbelief, knowing he was usually quick to fight at the slightest insult.

The drunk, encouraged by the silence, leaned on the table again and added:
“Oh, and I didn’t just see her… I spent the night with her. Best I’ve ever had!”

By now, the biker’s buddies were furious, ready to stand up and throw fists, but the big guy still sat there, calm as ever.

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Finally, the drunk lurched forward one last time and shouted:
“And guess what, pal? Your grandma absolutely loved it!”

At that moment, the biker slowly rose to his feet. He grabbed the drunk firmly by the shoulders, stared him straight in the eyes, and said:
“Grandpa… you’ve had too much. Go home.”

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