The Drunk’s Smart Pills

A tipsy man sat at the bar, staring intently at three small brown pellets resting in his palm.

Curious, the bartender asked, “What are those?”

“They’re brain pills,” the drunk slurred. “Take one, and you get smarter.”

Intrigued, the bartender grinned. “Alright, give me one.”

He grabbed a pellet, tossed it in his mouth, and washed it down with water. After a few minutes, he frowned. “I don’t feel any smarter.”

The drunk shrugged. “Maybe you didn’t take enough.”

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Determined, the bartender popped a second pellet.

Half an hour later, still unimpressed, he asked for the last one. This time, he examined it carefully—sniffing it, nibbling it—then his eyes widened.

“Hey… this is just sheep manure!”

The drunk smirked. “See? You’re already smarter.”

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