One night, a weary Marine arrived in a small town after a long journey, only to discover that every hotel he tried was completely booked.

Exhausted, he stumbled into the very last hotel in town and begged the front desk clerk, “Please, I don’t care if it’s a broom closet—I just need somewhere to sleep.”

The manager hesitated. “Well… I do have a room with two beds, but one is already taken by a Navy guy. If you don’t mind sharing, I’m sure he wouldn’t object to splitting the cost.”

“Works for me,” the Marine said without hesitation.

The manager gave him a cautious look. “Just so you know, the Navy guy snores like a freight train. We’ve had complaints from the next room over. You sure you’re up for it?”

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The Marine nodded. “I’ve slept through artillery. I’ll survive.”

The next morning, the Marine came downstairs looking well-rested and cheerful.

Surprised, the manager asked, “Wow, you actually look rested! The snoring didn’t keep you up?”

“Not at all,” the Marine replied with a grin. “I handled it right away.”

“Really? How’d you manage that?”

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The Marine smirked. “When I got to the room, he was already sawing logs. So I leaned over, gave him a peck on the cheek, and whispered, ‘Goodnight, sweetheart.’”

The manager blinked. “And…?”

“He sat bolt upright and didn’t shut his eyes once the entire night.” 😄