The Firehouse Routine

A firefighter comes home after a long day at the station and says to his wife:

“At work, we’ve got an excellent system that keeps us fast and efficient:

  • When the first bell rings, we grab our gear.
  • When the second bell rings, we slide down the pole.
  • When the third bell rings, we jump on the truck and head out.

From now on, let’s use the same idea at home! When I say Bell 1, you get ready for me. When I say Bell 2, you jump into bed. And when I say Bell 3, we spend some quality time together.”

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The next evening, he walks in and shouts:
“Bell 1!” His wife gets ready.
“Bell 2!” She hops into bed.
“Bell 3!” And off they go.

A couple of minutes later, his wife suddenly shouts:
“Bell 4!”

Confused, the firefighter asks, “Wait, what’s Bell 4 supposed to mean?”

She grins and replies:
“Go get a longer hose… this fire isn’t out yet!” 🔔🔥

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