An Irishman was enjoying a pint in a London pub when his phone rang. After answering, he suddenly jumped up with excitement.

He shouted to the bartender, “Drinks for everyone! My wife has just given birth to a fine Irish son, weighing in at 25 pounds!”

The whole bar went silent. Patrons stared at him in disbelief. “Twenty-five pounds? No baby weighs that much!” one man exclaimed.

The Irishman simply grinned and replied, “Ah, that’s nothing unusual where I come from in County Clare. Strong babies are the norm, and my boy, Graeme, is as typical as they get.”

Two weeks later, the Irishman walked back into the same pub. The bartender immediately recognized him.

“Hey, aren’t you the proud father of that enormous baby? People have been betting on how much he weighs now. So tell me—what’s the number?”

The Irishman proudly declared, “Seventeen pounds.”

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The bartender looked shocked. “Seventeen? But he was twenty-five pounds when he was born! What happened?”

The Irishman calmly took a sip of his whiskey, wiped his mouth with his sleeve, and leaned closer with a satisfied grin.

“Had Graeme circumcised.”

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