An elegant lady returning from a trip to Switzerland took her seat on the plane. As luck would have it, she ended up next to a kind-looking priest.

After a short while, she leaned toward him and whispered, “Father, may I ask a rather delicate favor?”

The priest smiled warmly. “Of course, my child. What is it you need?”

She lowered her voice. “I purchased a state-of-the-art beauty device—an expensive hair removal tool—and I fear customs might seize it since I’ve gone over the duty-free allowance.”

“Would you consider hiding it beneath your robes for me?”

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The priest chuckled gently and replied, “I don’t mind carrying it, but you must know—I cannot tell a lie.”

“Oh, Father, your honest face alone is enough. They won’t suspect a thing,” she said reassuringly, handing him the small device.

Once the plane landed, the passengers lined up at customs. When it was the priest’s turn, the officer asked, “Anything to declare, Father?”

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The priest replied calmly, “From the top of my head to my waistband, I carry nothing to declare.”

The officer raised an eyebrow. “And what about below the waistband?”

With a straight face, the priest answered, “There, I carry a marvelous item crafted for a lady’s personal use… but rest assured—it has never been used.”

Unable to hold back, the customs officer burst out laughing and waved him through. “All right, Father. Move along!”