The Navy found itself dealing with an overload of senior officers, so they rolled out a special early retirement deal with a twist:

💵 $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points on your body.

First up, a young officer steps forward confidently.
“Measure me from the top of my head down to my feet.”

Result? 6 feet = $72,000. Not too shabby!

Next in line is a savvy lieutenant.
“Measure from the tip of my fingers to the bottom of my feet!”

Boom — 8 feet = $96,000. Even better!

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Then comes an old crusty Chief, full of swagger. When asked where he wants to be measured, he grins and says:

“From the tip of my my w**nie… to my t*st*cles.”😏

The pension officer nearly chokes and tries to talk him out of it, but the Chief insists.

A medical officer is called in for the job. The Chief drops his pants, the doc kneels down and starts measuring…

Then suddenly pauses and asks, looking confused:

“Uh, Chief… where are your t*st*cles?”

The Chief casually replies:

“Still in Vietnam.”

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