The Pocket Photo Rule

One evening, a man walked into a quiet neighborhood bar, found himself a seat at the counter, and ordered a single shot of whiskey. The bartender poured it, and the man tossed it back in one smooth motion.

Then, without saying much, the man reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a small piece of paper, glanced at it for a moment, tucked it back in, and said, “Another shot, please.”

The bartender poured again. Same thing — drink gone in one gulp, quick peek inside the shirt pocket, another order. By the third round, the bartender started noticing a pattern. The guy never checked his phone, never chatted with anyone, never even looked at the TV. Just drink, pocket glance, repeat.

By the fourth shot, the bartender’s curiosity was boiling over. He leaned across the counter and said, “Alright, I’ve got to know… what’s with the pocket routine? Every single time you order a drink, you look in there. Is it a secret code? A lucky charm? What’s going on?”

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The man chuckled, tapped the pocket, and said, “It’s a picture of my wife.”

The bartender raised an eyebrow. “Your wife?”

“Yep,” the man replied. “When I start thinking she’s looking attractive… that’s my cue to stop drinking and head home.”

The bartender laughed so hard he nearly spilled the next drink he was pouring.

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