Let’s be honest—school can get boring, and nodding off in class isn’t exactly unheard of. Maria, a young girl in a Catholic school, was particularly known for dozing off during lessons. Her teacher, a stern nun, wasn’t thrilled about this habit and decided to catch Maria off guard with some questions. But what happened next caught everyone by surprise.

During one theology lesson, Maria had once again drifted into a nap at her desk. The nun, spotting her, called out:

“Maria, can you tell me who made the universe?”

Maria didn’t budge. Seeing this, her friend Thomas, sitting behind her, quietly poked her with his pencil.

Startled, Maria blurted out:

“Almighty God!”

The nun nodded with approval.

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“Correct,” she said, and carried on with the lesson.

A little while later, she asked again:

“Maria, who is our Lord and Savior?”

Maria was once again sound asleep. Thomas leaned forward and gave her another jab with his pencil.

Maria jumped and yelled:

“Jesus Christ!”

Once more, the nun smiled and said:

“Very good, Maria.”

Back to sleep she went.

Then came the final question, a bit more unexpected:

“Maria,” the nun asked, “what did Eve say to Adam after their twenty-third child?”

Without hesitation, Thomas poked her again.

This time, Maria leapt from her seat and shouted:

“If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I’ll snap it in half!”

The nun fainted on the spot.

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