Sometimes, school days can feel long — especially for a little girl named Mary Margaret, who had a habit of dozing off in class. She attended a Catholic school, and her tendency to nap didn’t go unnoticed by her teacher, a kind but strict nun. One day, the teacher decided to catch Mary off guard with a few questions. But she definitely wasn’t ready for the responses she got!

Mary Margaret, known for catching a few extra minutes of sleep during lessons, was peacefully snoozing in her seat when the nun suddenly asked:

“Mary Margaret, can you tell us who created the universe?”

Mary didn’t move a muscle. Her classmate Johnny, who sat behind her, decided to help her out. He quietly poked her in the back with his pencil.

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Startled, Mary jumped and blurted out:
“Good heavens!”

The nun smiled.
“Correct!” she said, pleased by the answer, and carried on with the lesson.

A little while later, the teacher tried again:
“Mary Margaret, who is our Lord and Savior?”

Once again, Mary was fast asleep. Johnny, being the helpful friend he was, gave her another nudge with his pencil.

She woke with a jolt and shouted:
“Jesus, help me!”

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The nun nodded.
“Very good!” she said, a bit surprised but content. Mary, meanwhile, drifted back to sleep without a worry.

Then came the final question of the day:
“Mary Margaret, what did Eve say to Adam after having her twenty-third child?”

Johnny, feeling confident now, gave one last poke to get her attention.

Mary leaped out of her seat and yelled:
“If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I’ll break it in half!”

The classroom went silent… and then burst into laughter.