One quiet afternoon at a local tattoo shop, the artist was flipping through his sketchbook, expecting a slow day, when the front door swung open. In walked an elderly woman, maybe in her late 70s or early 80s, wearing a cardigan, oversized sunglasses, and walking with the confidence of someone half her age.

She marched straight up to the counter and said, “I want to get a tattoo.”

The tattoo artist blinked, unsure if he’d heard her correctly. He glanced around, half-expecting to see a camera crew filming some prank. But no—she was serious.

Trying to stay professional, he asked, “Okay… where exactly would you like this tattoo?”

Without missing a beat, the old woman replied, “Actually, I want two tattoos. One on the inside of my left thigh, and the other on the inside of my right thigh.”

Now the artist raised both eyebrows. He’d been tattooing for over a decade, but this was definitely a first.

“Ma’am,” he said cautiously, “do you realize that’s a very sensitive spot? It’s going to be painful. Are you absolutely sure about those locations?”

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She leaned forward with a sharp look in her eye and said, “Sonny, I gave birth to twins without an epidural and once chased a raccoon out of my kitchen with a broom while wearing nothing but a towel. I can handle a tattoo.”

Chuckling nervously, the artist nodded. “Alright then. Bold choice! Do you have any specific designs in mind?”

The old lady smirked and said, “I do. I’ve had this idea for a while. I want you to tattoo a Christmas tree on the inside of my left thigh… and a Thanksgiving turkey on the inside of my right.”

Now the artist was truly baffled. He scratched his head and said, “Okay, sure—I can do that. But, if you don’t mind me asking, why those two specific images… and in that location?”

She placed both hands on her hips and said with a straight face, “Because every year, my husband complains there’s nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas. Well, I just fixed that.”

There was a long pause. Then the artist burst out laughing so hard he nearly dropped his tattoo gun.

“That,” he said between gasps of laughter, “might be the funniest reason I’ve ever heard for getting inked!”

The old woman just smiled and said, “Glad you think so, honey. Now grab your gloves and fire up that needle—I’m hungry for a little revenge.”

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