I’m pretty sure I’m about to lose my driver’s license—and all because of one overconfident police officer. 😭

Here’s how it happened:

I was cruising down the road when suddenly, flashing lights appeared behind me. I pulled over, rolled down my window, and the officer swaggered up to my car.

“License and registration, please,” he said. “I think you might be drunk.”

“Drunk?!” I said, completely shocked. “I haven’t had a drop, officer!”

He gave me a smug little grin. “Oh really? Let’s run a quick test.”

He started in with his “brilliant” questions.

“Imagine you’re driving down a dark road at night,” he said. “You see two lights up ahead. What is it?”

“That’s easy,” I said. “A car.”

He nodded. “Right. But tell me—which car? A Mercedes, an Audi, or a Ford?”

I blinked. “How would I know that?”

He leaned back and smirked. “See? You are drunk.”

I groaned. “Officer, I swear, I haven’t even touched alcohol!”

But he wasn’t done.

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“Okay, last one,” he said. “You’re driving at night again, and this time you see one light coming toward you. What is it?”

“A motorcycle,” I answered quickly.

“Correct!” he said. “But which kind—a Honda, a Kawasaki, or a Harley?”

I sighed. “I really don’t know!”

He folded his arms. “Aha! Definitely drunk.”

By this point, I was losing patience. So I decided to give him a taste of his own medicine.

“Alright, officer,” I said, “my turn for a question.”

He raised an eyebrow. “Go ahead.”

“Picture this,” I said. “You’re driving down that same dark highway, and you see a woman on the roadside wearing a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heels, and just a bra. What is she?”

He didn’t hesitate. “A prostitute.”

“Good answer,” I said. “But tell me, which one—your daughter, your wife, or your mother?”

…And that’s how I ended up with a court date instead of a warning. 😬

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