When a wealthy ranch owner passed away, he left behind a sprawling property—and everything he owned—to his beautiful and sharp-witted wife. While she had brains and charm in abundance, there was one slight issue… she had absolutely no idea how to run a ranch.
Realizing she couldn’t do it alone, she put out a notice seeking a ranch hand.
Two men responded to the ad. One was known for his love of whiskey, and the other? He was openly gay. After weighing her limited choices, the widow decided the man who preferred parties to pints might bring less chaos into her home—so she hired the gay cowboy.
To her delight, he turned out to be a perfect fit. He was knowledgeable, dedicated, and worked from sunup to sundown. Thanks to him, the ranch not only stayed afloat—it thrived.
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One evening, after a long day of work, the widow approached him and said warmly,
“You’ve been doing such an amazing job. Why don’t you treat yourself to a night in town? You deserve it.”
Grateful, he gladly accepted and headed out for a well-earned break.
As night crept on, the hours passed. One o’clock… two o’clock… and still no sign of him. Finally, around 2:30 a.m., the front door creaked open. There stood the ranch hand, trying to sneak in quietly—only to find the widow sitting by the fireplace, a glass of wine in hand, waiting.
Without a word, she looked him up and down and beckoned him closer.
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“Take off my blouse,” she said softly.
His eyes widened, but he followed instructions.
“Now remove my boots.”
One by one, he slipped them off gently.
“My socks too.”
He peeled them off and set them aside.
“Take off my skirt.”
Hesitating, he slowly unzipped it and let it drop to the floor.
“Now the bra.”
His hands trembled as he unclasped it and let it fall.
The widow took a slow sip of her wine, looked him dead in the eye, and said:
“If you ever wear my clothes into town again… you’re fired.”
