One chilly morning, a woman was collecting firewood along a quiet riverside. As she reached up to cut a branch, her axe slipped from her grip and plunged into the river, disappearing beneath the surface.

Panicking, she fell to her knees and cried out:
“Please, Lord! I need that axe — I’ll freeze without firewood!”

Suddenly, the sky shimmered, and God appeared before her.

“What’s troubling you, my child?” He asked gently.

With tears streaming down her cheeks, she explained,
“My axe fell into the river, Lord. Without it, I can’t gather wood to keep warm.”

Moved by her desperation, God reached into the river and pulled out a dazzling axe made of solid gold.

“Is this the axe you lost?” He asked.

The woman shook her head, “No, Lord, that’s not mine.”

God dipped His hand in again and retrieved a silver axe, gleaming in the sun.
“How about this one?”

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Again, the woman replied honestly, “No, not that one either.”

For the third time, God reached into the river and brought up a simple iron-and-wood axe.

She gasped, “Yes! That’s the one! That’s my axe!”

Pleased by her honesty, God smiled and said,
“Because you told the truth, you may keep all three — the gold, the silver, and your own.”

Overjoyed, the woman ran home to tell her husband the story. Wanting him to witness the miracle himself, she brought him back to the riverbank.

But just as they arrived, the man slipped on a wet rock, lost his balance, and tumbled into the river. He didn’t know how to swim — and vanished beneath the water.

The woman, horrified, cried out once more:
“Lord! Please help me again!”

God appeared a second time.
“What is it now?” He asked.

“My husband! He fell into the river and drowned!” she sobbed.

God immediately reached into the water and pulled out none other than… Brad Pitt.

“Is this your husband?” He asked.

The woman’s eyes widened. “Yes, yes, YES!” she shouted.

God’s expression turned stern.
“You lied to me this time!”

“Please, Lord,” she said quickly, “it’s not what it seems… Let me explain.”

“If I had said NO to Brad Pitt, You would’ve shown me George Clooney next. And if I said no again, finally, You would’ve brought me my real husband.”

“And then, just like before, You’d have given me all three — but Lord, I’m just a humble woman with morals. I couldn’t live with three husbands. That would be polygamy!”

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God paused… then burst into laughter.

“Fair enough,” He said. “You’ve passed once again — not just with honesty, but with wit!”

MORAL:
Women have such good arguments that even God believes them.
That’s how they are — they never lose!
They are UNIQUE!