1. McDonald’s Math Mishap
One afternoon, my husband and I went through the drive-thru at McDonald’s. Our total came to $4.25, so I handed the cashier a $5 bill along with a quarter. She frowned and said, “You gave me too much money.”
I smiled and replied, “I know — this way, you can just give me a dollar back.”
She seemed unsure, left to get the manager, and had me repeat my request. He listened carefully, then handed me back my quarter, saying, “Sorry, we don’t do that.” Moments later, the cashier returned with my change — 75 cents.

2. Garage Door Genius
When our garage door broke, the repairman told us the problem was that our opener didn’t have a “large enough” motor.
I told him we had the biggest one available at the time — half a horsepower.
He shook his head and said, “No, you need a quarter horsepower.”
I stared at him and said, “Half is more than a quarter.”
His confident reply? “No, it’s not — four is bigger than two.” Needless to say, we found a different repairman.

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3. Deer Crossing Complaint
In our semi-rural neighborhood, a new resident called the local council office with a request: remove the “Deer Crossing” sign from our road.
Her reasoning? “Too many deer are getting hit here. I don’t think this is a good place for them to cross anymore.”

4. Lettuce Logic
My daughter went to a Mexican fast-food place and ordered a taco. She politely asked the cashier for “minimal lettuce.”
The cashier looked puzzled and said, “Sorry, we only have iceberg lettuce.”

5. Airport Security Question
While checking in at the airport, an employee asked me, “Has anyone placed anything in your luggage without your knowledge?”
I replied, “If it was without my knowledge… how would I know?”
He nodded seriously and said, “That’s why we ask.”

6. Pedestrian Crossing Confusion
At a street corner, the pedestrian signal beeped, letting us know it was safe to cross.
A co-worker turned to me and asked, “Do you know what that beeping is for?”
I explained, “It tells blind people when it’s safe to cross.”
Shocked, she said, “Why on earth are blind people driving?” And yes — she works for the government.

7. The Locked Car That Wasn’t
My wife and I went to pick up our car after a service appointment. The staff told us the keys were locked inside.
We found a mechanic working hard to open the driver’s side door. Standing by the passenger side, I absentmindedly tried the handle — and it opened.
“Hey, it’s unlocked!” I called out.
Without looking up, he said, “I know. I already did that side.”

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