Things were getting heated between my wife and me earlier today. We were in the middle of a serious argument, voices raised, tension high. I finally snapped and said,
“That’s it! Go pack your bags and—”

Right then, her phone started ringing. She answered it and hit speakerphone, so I could hear the conversation too.

It was her father on the line.

After the usual warm greetings, he said,
“Sweetheart, I just transferred a million dollars into your account. Give your husband half—$500,000—and the rest is yours.”

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“And,” he continued, “I’m sending one of the new cars over for you both to use as a family ride.”

They wrapped up the call with some goodbyes, and then she slowly turned to me, raised an eyebrow, and asked:

“You were saying? Pack my bags and…?”

Without missing a beat, I replied,
“…Pack your laundry and hand it over. I’ll get it washed—and as soon as the power’s back, I’ll even iron it myself.”

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