The eldest bull, proud and sturdy after five years on the land, said,
“I’ve worked hard to claim my 100 cows. That newcomer isn’t getting a single one.”

The second bull, younger but still seasoned after three years, puffed his chest and added,
“I’ve earned my 50 cows fair and square. No way I’m giving any up.”

Then came the youngest bull, just a year into ranch life, who chimed in,
“You both barely let me near 10 cows, but those 10 are mine, and I’m holding on to them.”

Moments later, a giant truck rumbled into the field. Out stepped the largest bull any of them had ever seen—so massive that the trailer’s metal ramp groaned under his weight. He was 4,700 pounds of pure muscle.

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The first bull’s attitude shifted instantly.
“You know… 100 is a lot to manage. I guess I could give him a few.”

The second bull nodded quickly.
“Yeah, now that I think about it, 50 might be too many for me anyway. No need to be greedy.”

But then they noticed the youngest bull stomping the ground, tossing his head, and making a fuss.

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The first bull, concerned, warned him,
“Listen, don’t be reckless. Just give up a few cows and stay safe.”

The youngest bull replied,
“Oh, he can take all ten of mine. I’m not fighting him—I just want to make sure he knows I’m a bull, not a dairy cow!”