1 – The Evening News Bet
It was just before ten o’clock when Bob wandered into a bustling sports bar and grabbed a seat beside a cheerful blonde. On the big TV above the counter, the late-night news was about to start. The lead story showed a man standing on the edge of a tall downtown building, threatening to jump.

The blonde turned to Bob. “Do you think he’ll really do it?”

“I’m pretty sure he will,” Bob replied. “I’ll even bet you twenty bucks on it.”

“You’re on,” she said with a grin, placing her twenty on the bar.

Almost instantly, the man on the screen made a dramatic dive from the ledge.

The blonde sighed and slid her money toward Bob. “A deal’s a deal. Here’s your twenty.”

Bob shook his head. “I can’t keep it. I already saw this segment on the earlier newscast—I knew what was coming.”

She laughed and pushed the bill back. “So did I. I just didn’t think he’d jump twice!”

Bob pocketed the cash with a smile.

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2 – The Clever Car Shopper
An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership only to discover the vehicle they had been eyeing was no longer available. To their surprise, the car was now being admired by a striking young woman dressed in a short skirt and halter top.

The older man frowned and confronted the salesman. “Young man, you promised to hold that car until we could raise the fifty-five thousand dollars you were asking. And yet, I just heard you sold it to that young lady for forty thousand. I thought you said there was no chance of a discount!”

The salesman coughed, looking sheepish. “Well… she came in with cash in hand and didn’t need any financing. And, well, just look at her—how could I say no?”

At that moment, the young woman walked over to the couple and dangled the car keys toward the older gentleman. “Here you go, Dad,” she said with a wink. “Told you I could get him to lower the price.”

3 – A Family Revelation
One evening, a man walked into his neighborhood bar and ordered ten shots of whiskey. Surprised, the bartender asked, “That’s quite a start. What’s bothering you?”

“My brother,” the man replied with a heavy sigh. “He just told me he’s marrying my best friend.”

The following evening, the same man returned and asked for twelve shots. “What happened now?” the bartender asked.

“My son just told me he’s gay,” the man said, shaking his head.

On the third night, the man came back and ordered fifteen shots. The bartender, both curious and concerned, leaned forward. “Is there anyone in your family who actually likes women?”

The man paused, looked up, and answered dryly, “Apparently… my wife does.”

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