1. Beautiful Girl and Three Men on a Train

Inside a train compartment sat three men and a striking young woman.
They began chatting, and the woman suddenly suggested:
“If each of you gives me one dollar, I’ll show you my legs.”

Amused and intrigued, the men quickly pulled out a dollar each. She raised her dress just enough to reveal her legs.

Then she teased, “Now, if you each give me ten dollars, I’ll let you see my thighs.”

The men, eager to play along, handed her the money. She lifted her dress higher, showing them everything up to her thighs.

As the conversation carried on, the men—now flushed and excited—took off their coats to cool down. The girl grinned and added, “If you give me a hundred dollars, I’ll show you where I had surgery for appendicitis.”

The men didn’t hesitate. Each gave her a hundred.

The young woman stood, pointed out the window at a passing building, and said:
“See that place over there? That’s the hospital where I had the operation!”

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2. The Young Programmer, the Manager, and the Tunnel

A young programmer and his project manager boarded a train headed through the mountains to Wichita.
All the seats were full except two, across from a girl and her grandmother.

Not long into the trip, it was clear the programmer and the girl liked each other—they kept exchanging glances.

The train soon entered a tunnel, and total darkness filled the carriage.
Suddenly, everyone heard the sound of a kiss… followed instantly by a loud slap.

When the train came back into the light, nobody said a word.

The grandmother thought: How bold of that young man to kiss my granddaughter! I’m glad she slapped him.

The project manager thought: I didn’t realize that shy tech had it in him to kiss her… but why did she have to slap me instead?

The young woman thought: I’m happy he kissed me, but why did Grandma have to hit him?

Meanwhile, the programmer sat with a satisfied smile. His thought?
What a day—kiss a beautiful girl AND slap my boss, all in one move!

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3. The Saudi Student and the Train

The son of a wealthy Saudi businessman went abroad to study.
One evening, he called home.

Father: “Son, how’s life treating you?”
Son: “It’s good, Dad.”
Father: “Are you sure? You don’t sound completely happy.”
Son: “No, really, everything’s fine. Berlin is beautiful, the people are kind, and I enjoy being here.”
Father: “I know you, son. Something’s bothering you. Out with it.”
Son: sighs “Well, Dad, I feel embarrassed driving to class in my solid-gold Ferrari 599GTB… when all my professors and most students just take the train.”

Father: “Oh my dear boy, why didn’t you tell me sooner? I’ll send you more money right away. Please, go buy yourself a train too—don’t bring shame on the family!”