1. The Forest, the Boys, and the Unexpected Biology Lesson

Two young boys were exploring deep in the woods when they suddenly stumbled upon a woman—completely naked.

Without warning, one of the boys turned and bolted in the opposite direction. The other chased after him, confused.

“Why’d you take off like that?” he shouted, trying to catch up.

Breathless, the first boy replied,
“My mom warned me—if I ever saw a naked lady, I’d turn to stone… and I swear something already started to feel stiff!”

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2. The Mysterious Drunk and the Missing Wheels

One night, a guy had one too many drinks at his favorite bar. Eventually, the bartender cut him off and told him it was time to call it a night.

The man agreed, stood up from his stool… and immediately collapsed on the floor.

He tried again, but as soon as he got halfway upright—bam!—back on the ground. Figuring fresh air might help, he crawled out the door, dragged himself outside, tried to stand… and down he went again.

After several failed attempts, he gave up and crawled all the way home. Reaching his front door, he pulled himself up using the doorknob—only to topple over as soon as he let go.

Video: A man was drinking at a pub all night…

Somehow, he managed to crawl upstairs and flop into bed.

The next morning, his wife gave him a look and asked,
“So… how was the bar last night?”

He blinked innocently. “What bar?”

She crossed her arms. “Don’t play dumb. The bartender just called… you left your wheelchair behind.”