1: The Surprise Diagnosis

A woman hurried into the emergency department and was quickly seen by a brand-new doctor, fresh out of medical school. Barely three minutes into the examination, he glanced up from his notes with a look of certainty and said, “Ma’am… you’re pregnant.”

Her mouth fell open. All the color drained from her face. Without uttering a single word, she spun on her heel and bolted from the room, running down the corridor in a panic and shouting in shock.

An experienced senior physician heard the commotion and stopped her. After listening to her frantic explanation, he gently reassured her and guided her into a quiet room to settle down.

Fuming, the veteran doctor stormed off to confront the young intern.
“What on earth were you thinking?” he demanded. “That woman is sixty-three! She’s the grandmother of several children—and you told her she was pregnant?”

The young doctor, still writing calmly on his clipboard, didn’t even bother to look up.
“Well,” he said softly, “at least she doesn’t have the hiccups anymore.”

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2: The Barber’s Free Haircuts

One afternoon a florist stepped into a neighborhood barbershop for a trim. When the cut was finished, he reached for his wallet, but the barber waved his hand.
“No charge today,” the barber said. “This week I’m giving back to the community.”

The florist thanked him and left with a smile.
The following morning, when the barber unlocked his shop, he discovered a card of thanks and a dozen beautiful roses waiting by the door.

Later that same day, a police officer came in for a haircut. Again the barber refused payment.
“No charge,” he explained. “It’s my week of community service.”

The officer expressed his appreciation and left.
The next morning, a card of thanks and a box of a dozen donuts sat on the doorstep.

That afternoon a politician wandered in. After his haircut, the barber once more said,
“No charge. It’s all part of my community service.”

The politician grinned, offered a hearty handshake, and went on his way.
The next morning, when the barber arrived to open his shop, what did he find?

A long line of politicians waiting outside—all eager for a free haircut.

And that, as the old saying goes, highlights the difference between everyday folks and those in politics.
Or, in the words often attributed to Ronald Reagan:
“Politicians and diapers have one thing in common—they should both be changed frequently… and for the same reason!”

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