Mildred and Agnes, two lively senior widows, were sipping tea on a sunny afternoon.

Mildred leaned in and whispered, “Agnes, you know that charming gentleman, Mr. George Johnson? He invited me out for dinner this weekend, but I heard you went out with him recently, and I thought I’d ask… is he, well, safe?”

Agnes raised her eyebrows with a knowing smile. “Oh, Mildred. Let me tell you what happened the night he took me out.”

“He showed up exactly at 7 o’clock, dressed to the nines like a movie star—tailored suit, polished shoes, the works. And he didn’t come empty-handed either. Brought me the prettiest bouquet I’ve seen in years.”

“Then he escorts me downstairs, and what’s parked outside? A black stretch limo, complete with a chauffeur in a hat. I felt like royalty!”

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“We head to this fancy restaurant downtown. I’m talking candlelight, lobster, champagne, and desserts that melt in your mouth. After dinner, he surprises me with front-row seats to a musical. I had such a lovely time, I thought my heart might burst with joy.”

Mildred nodded, wide-eyed. “Wow, that sounds absolutely magical!”

Agnes leaned closer and lowered her voice. “But then, we get back to my place… and something changed. That sweet gentleman? Gone. Suddenly, he’s like a wild beast—rips off my brand-new designer dress and… well, let’s just say the evening ended with two encore performances.”

Mildred gasped, nearly spilling her tea. “Oh my stars! Are you saying I shouldn’t go with him?”

Agnes grinned. “Oh no, honey—go! Just don’t wear anything you’re not willing to lose.”

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